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I wrote this for an ex. I actually had known her from years prior. We were both polyamorous (I've since broken contact with her, and last I heard she wanted to be monogamous with an old flame of hers), and I had accidentally stumbled upon her online dating profile while browsing. I wrote this based on various details on her profile as a sort of gift.

I wasn't entirely sure whom I wrote this poem for until I saw the name (which I may or may not have changed), at which point I was like: "Oh wow! I'm still friends with this person!" Well, Internet-friends at least, which still sort of counts. I think she's truly a sweetheart.

I went through a phase where some of the poems I wrote were like the bred style poems (please, Google it if you're not sure what they are—they're hilarious). Anyway, I actually met this person for dinner later and we became good friends for a time. Never really dated, but it was nice.

Oh wow, okay—so there was this guy who messaged me on one of the dating sites a long while ago who had in his profile that he was married, and then later, same profile, "jk lol". I wrote this first poem (I actually wrote him two!) because I was feeling snarky.

So I wrote one poem that was a bit snarky, and I wanted to backtrack. The person whom I wrote the snarky poem also had on his profile that he likes coding and is an amateur pilot. He also must have mentioned that he spoke Portuguese. So uh... yeah. There's that.